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The photon at the airport

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:50 am
by DrewInToledo
A photon was getting frisked at the airport. The security guard asked, "are you carrying anything?" The photon responded, " no I'm traveling light". Hey!

Re: The photon at the airport

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:11 am
by matt walker
Gaaaaaa. Reminds of this one:

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

Re: The photon at the airport

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:42 am
by DrewInToledo
A bartender says, "im sorry, we dont serve time travelers."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

Hey!

Re: The photon at the airport

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:09 pm
by mannytheseacow
Who's been reading Brian Greene?

Re: The photon at the airport

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:54 pm
by DrewInToledo
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

......attire! Hey!

Re: The photon at the airport

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:45 pm
by DrewInToledo
Strong direct solar rays passing through glass pyramids produce the color spectrum.

The violet band causes sadness and depression while listening to Johnny Cash records.

This is known as "full sun prism blues".



Hey!

Re: The photon at the airport

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:10 pm
by pa_friendly_guy
What do you call a Hot Dog that is full of air in the center?



A Hollow wienie :lol: