A balloon. *scratches my head* Well, I suppose not many people know what to get for the boy who has it all. But really, just a balloon? It wasn't even attached to a cupcake?!
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Maybe I need to make a goal to be in the PNW by next winter, if for no other reason than to make sure you at least get a cupcake on your big day. I'm glad you've made it another year. You're a cool dude. The world needs more cool dudes.